Speaker of elephant truth, teller of elephant tales. Writer, journalist, blogger, producer, humorist.

The lies I have told to get fed

The lies I have told to get fed

Food addicts are creative. I know because I have been (and may still be) one. The fear of having our gluttonous ways exposed can lead us to do the most ridiculous things that in a normal eater's world simply make… Continue Reading

Gratitude is contagious, in a good way

Gratitude is contagious, in a good way

Did you know you can’t actually physically break the heart? It is the hardest working muscle of the body and can beat over three billion times in a person’s life. Drop it and it doesn’t crack, doesn’t shatter into shards… Continue Reading

Namaste me later

Namaste me later

I live in a beachside suburb known as Avalon where you don't say hello, please or thank you, you say namaste. No, I'm not in Goa, India, I'm in an upper middle class suburb of one of the world's most… Continue Reading